Celebrities: they're just like us! They too, are not especially thrilled when strangers on the Internet tweet mean things about them. Or maybe they're just really good at acting like they have feelings, and aren't just perfect cyborg-beings capable only of behavior that turns them into them even bigger celebrities.

Aw, Andy Samberg, I think your nose is the perfect size.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.