Confession: I have never watched "The Big Bang Theory," and frankly I don't plan on starting anytime soon. That being said, I recently discovered (as in about five minutes ago) that Jim Parsons is absolutely adorable. Where did I discover this? Why, in these new "Saturday Night Live" promos, where among other things he and "SNL" cast member Bobby Moynihan reveal their considerable ice-dancing skills - albeit in the "non-ice division" of the sport. Which would just be regular ol' dancing, I guess.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.