It saddens me a little to learn that the creation of Triumph was a little incidental. I mean, what if Robert Smigel had grabbed the piggy or the dove instead of the rottweiler? Just wouldn't have had the same effect, getting yelled at by a wimpy creature such as those guys.

Also, who knew Jennifer Lopez was so sensitive about her perfect butt?

(via Grantland)

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.