It saddens me a little to learn that the creation of Triumph was a little incidental. I mean, what if Robert Smigel had grabbed the piggy or the dove instead of the rottweiler? Just wouldn't have had the same effect, getting yelled at by a wimpy creature such as those guys.

Also, who knew Jennifer Lopez was so sensitive about her perfect butt?

(via Grantland)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.