In an age of Elmo sex scandals and "Sons of Anarchy" "Sesame Street" parodies, the fact that Cookie Monster enjoys creepily starring down naked women in public probably shouldn't come as a surprise. But still, my childhood is kinda officially dead now.


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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.