The only thing funnier than a hammy bystander on a live news broadcast is a hammy kid bystander on a live news broadcast, and this little dancing boy is worthy of a thousand GIFs as he lives out his grandest showgirl fantasies at the opening of a Las Vegas shopping mall. I love all of this, but the best part is arguably the moment where he shoots a derisive look at the frantic little blue-shirted girl celebrating next to him. Peasants, all of them.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.