What's that saying, again? "Happy families are all alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way, unless you have access to video editing software"? Love that saying. Totally getting it tattooed on my clavicle.

This mash-up is the latest gem to come courtesy of Slacktory's "Arrested Development" Week, which is as good a suggestion for a national holiday week as I've ever heard. Three cheers for George Michael Corleone, everyone.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.