Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to present Tina S. Baby-faced and clad in an unassuming purple t-shirt, she appears to be an ordinary teenage girl. Maybe with a "Twilight" book in her backpack and a few tentative sext attempts on her phone. Who's into songs by Justin Bieber and those One Direction gents. But Tina is not an ordinary teenage girl at all. She is a goddamn superhero guitar genius who absolutely shreds Van Halen's "Eruption." And she does it without ever once showing a hint of guitar face.

Also? Extra points for this not being a ukelele.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.