Alert! Alert! The world's favorite all-Jonas band, The Jonas Brothers, have broken up! And it's a tragedy the likes of which most of us have never known. But before you break out the candles for your prayer vigil, why not treat yourself to a little Jonas humor first? Here's a round-up of the sickest burns aimed at the dreamy trio of brothers.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.