"Troop Beverly Hills," the flawless 1989 comedy and utter box office failure, turns 25 today. Holy Craig T. Nelson, we're all so old. Fortunately the memory of righteous, glamorous den mother Phyllis Nefler is eternal. All hail the permed wilderness guru of the late '80s!

I hope you appreciate this because the people around here can be so self-involved. Oh, shit, I broke a nail.