Hey, remember all of Tina Fey's insanely-memorable "Saturday Night Live" recurring characters? You know, like Johnny Jean Jacket?

Tina Fey as Johnny Jean Jacket on Saturday Night Live

Or, say, the irrepressible Queef Latina and her inevitable big-screen motion picture spin-off "Queef Latina Ruins Christmas"?

Tina Fey as Queef Latina on Saturday Night Live

Tina Fey in Queef Latina Ruins Christmas

And who could forget Salvador Dali Parton?

Tina Fey as Salvador Dali Parton on Satuday Night Live

Or Reba McIntired, which is a play on "Reba McEntire"? Remember that, guys? Sure you do.

Tina Fey as Reba McIntired on Satuday Night Live

Or how about the Lady with No Theme Song, who was also a vampire for some reason?



Ok, so if you haven't figured it out by now, these were not actual recurring characters but totally made-up recurring characters that Fey "reintroduced" during her hosting stint on last night's season opener of "Saturday Night Live." All of that said, I am presently in the midst of outlining an unofficial Kickstarter campaign for "Queef Latina Ruins Christmas," which should absolutely be made into an actual movie starring Tina Fey or a preternaturally-talented Tina Fey lookalike.

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