This photo of Larry David sitting courtside at a New York Knicks game is NOT staged! It's a totally candid photo of Larry just being Larry. Of the world's biggest wet blanket on a day when his fibers are extra moist. Of a stick very, very deep in the mud, absolutely killing joy. Just literally spoiling sport.

This photo is perfect. Look at those socks! I am getting this professionally framed and hung around my neck.


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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.