All that stuff you're feeling about Miley Cyrus
' VMAs performance? (Shock, horror, embarrassment, acid reflux, disgust, confusion, tenacity, which is a word I always got wrong on my SAT flashcards but am pretty sure I've nailed by now.) The kids over at Cracked.com have summed it up with one perfect mash-up video.
Also and additionally, can we have a moratorium on televised crotch rubbing now? I will pursue this cause with great tenacity.