This is fun. Watch helplessly as a bearded Tolkien superfan endlessly tortures his long-suffering girlfriend with quotes from "Lord of the Rings," even on holiday. Girl, it's not okay. Seek help.

(via Jezebel)

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.