Drums go rat-tat-tat.
Saxophone goes waaaaaaaah.
Sousaphone goes bruuuump.
And the trumpet goes toot.

This song has turned us all into goddamn toddlers.

(via EW)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.