Well, this is something. Elton John fell out of a chair at a tennis tournament in London, and someone made a Vine out of it that I simply cannot stop watching. Get ready.

How did this happen even? Was he trying to get out of the chair when it collapsed? Did the chair just crumple out of nowhere? It's not clear from the video, but Sir Elton is absolutely flummoxed as he attempts to grab not one but two neighboring chairs in a futile attempt to keep from plummeting to the ground in front of hundreds of people. And still I have more questions. Where was David Furnish when the incident occurred? Was this televised? Who is that woman gasping off-camera? How was Martina's game affected, if at all? Did Madonna have something to do with this? Madonna?

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.