Meet second-grader Charlie Hale. He lives in Chicago, loves "Calvin and Hobbes" and danger and wants all of us to have an amazing time. Hooray, Charlie! Watch with delight and astonishment as he reports on the weather for WGN-TV with wild abandon, then weep for the magical, segment-stealing child you could have been.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.