Miley Cyrus' new video, "Adore You," was leaked on Christmas Eve, and upon first glance it seems like the singer's standard "trying too hard to be sexy" fare. There's a lot of writing around beneath sheets and reaching near-orgasm in a tub full of water.

But I have a theory, and it's that this video simply showcases Miley's normal morning routine. This is just how she wakes up, you guys! See for yourself:

Who doesn't like a good stretch first thing in the morning?

Or a little extra time cuddling with the pillow?

"Okay, fine, I'm up!"

Time for a bath that is also a shower!

It's important to wash thoroughly.

And also to hydrate.

Ah, that wonderful and restorative bath nap.

Breakfast is served.

Don't forget to brush those teeth.

And finally, it's time to get dressed.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.