Every few years, it seems the world takes a deep breath and exhales terribleness into the world at a higher concentration than normal. 2014 has definitely been one of those years. 

But Jimmy Fallon and "The Tonight Show" dream of a different world. A better world. A world where the Top News of the evening is a scathing exposé on the deliciousness of muffins. To bring this alternate reality to life, Fallon enlisted the help of local news anchors. 

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