April isn't a great time for new movies, but maybe the problem isn't the time of year. Maybe all movies are just awful.
This week on THE SNAP I tell you why every classic movie -- yes, even "Citizen Kane" -- is bad. And "The Godfather." And "Gone With the Wind." And "E.T." And every other movie you think you like. Join me as I give cinematic history two thumbs way, way, way down.
1992 | Comedy | NRSummary: Garry Shandling’s forerunner of shows like 30 Rock and Curb Your Enthusiasm is a satirical “show about a talk show” that often uses the difference between public and private celebrity personalities for great comic effect.Director: Dennis Klein, Garry Shandling (creators)
Cast: Garry Shandling, Jeffrey Tambor, Wallace Langham
1981 | Adventure | GSummary: The fun and adventure begin when a lonely widow adopts an orphaned fox cub named Tod. The mischievous fox soon meets up with Copper, an adorable hound puppy. As the innocent pair grow up together in the forest, they become inseparable friends. But the day soon arrives when their friendship is put...Director: Ted Berman, Art Stevens, Richard Rich
Cast: Mickey Rooney, Kurt Russell, Pearl Bailey, Jack Albertson
1993 | Sports | PGSummary: Emotionally powerful sports classic featuring Sean Astin as a skinny high school kid with big football dreams and the determination to make his way towards his dream team at Notre Dame.Director: David Anspaugh
Cast: Sean Astin, Jon Favreau, Ned Beatty
2014 | Drama | PGSummary: Radisson finds the topic of religion painful because his Christian mother died when he was 12, though he had prayed and begged God to spare her life. This may be what led him to study philosophy so in depth that he ultimately became a philosophy professor, but his desire to now avoid the topic of...Director: Harold Cronk
Cast: Kevin Sorbo, Shane Harper, David A.R. White, Dean Cain
2014 | Drama | RSummary: Ethan Hawke and Patricia Arquette star in the chonicle of an Texas family that was shot over the course of twelve years. Touching and unique.Director: Richard Linklater
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Patricia Arquette, Ellar Coltrane
2001 | Family | GSummary: Mickey Mouse and friends have to fend off troublemakers from all across Disney’s imaginary universe, including Captain Hook, Cruella De Ville, Jafar, and Hades in this Halloween comedy for kids.Director: Jamie Mitchell, Rick Schneider
Cast: Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo, Jeff Bennett
2001 | Drama | RSummary: A powerful and disturbing story of intolerance featuring Ryan Gosling as a young Jewish man in New York City who joins a Neo-Nazi group.Director: Henry Bean
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Summer Phoenix, Peter Meadows
1973 | Comedy | PGSummary: Before Star Wars, George Lucas paid tribute ot the '50s of his youth with this dramedy featuring Ron Howard and Richard Dreyfuss as high school seniors trying to make the most out of their last night in their California home town. Keep an eye out for a very young Harrison Ford!Director: George Lucas
Cast: Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard, Paul Le Mat
2012 | Comedy | NRSummary: After being struck and killed by lightning, a young man recounts the way he blackmailed his fellow classmates into contributing to his literary magazine.Director: Brian Dannelly
Cast: Dermot Mulroney, Sarah Hyland, Chris Colfer, Allison Janney
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