The new live-action "Cinderella" starring Cate Blanchett and Helena Bonham Carter looks a lot like... "Cinderella." That old movie and mysteriously contemporary birthday theme. Why do we care about Disney princesses? They are never the funniest characters in a Disney film. They all have the exact same waist. Their noses are miniscule. When will their reign end?

In this edition of THE SNAP, we pick the five worst Disney princesses. Apologies to the #1, but she brought it on herself by insisting children read books.

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