My non-satirical review of this Onion review of "Catching Fire" is as follows:

A-plus, 5 stars, 2 thumbs up, Oscar nomination, Pulitzer.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.