What's up, nerds? How's your morning going, geeks? Get up on the right side of the bed today, Trekkies? So, are you goobers ready to listen to some music?

This Lonely Island song about semicolons is totally the new Alanis Morissette's "Ironic." By which I mean, people who buy a lot of hummus will spend the next decade arguing over which examples of usage are actually correct.

"It's a black fly; in your chardonnay."

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.