Look, I appreciate what you're doing here, Screen Junkies, and this video is quite funny, but we don't want our trailers to be honest. We want out trailers to lie to us. We want our trailers to promise a fun, sensible movie without too many cliches or plotlines so that we have an excuse to leave the house and eat an entire box of Sour Patch Kids.

All that aside, however, "Beefcake" really is just the perfect word to describe Henry Cavill.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.