There are a lot of people out there doing really weird and complicated things very well. This is one such thing. Just don't let any small children near Bilbo -- I hear he's a choking hazard.


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.