Hi, do you speak Felicity? It's almost as nuanced as German, but somehow even whiter. A sentence like "Oh de lo ha" actually sounds like it could be Hawaiian, but in Felicity, it translates to, "Sitting on the stoop looking wistful... again."

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.