If you can't throw a baseball correctly, a great way to cover it up is to charm the crowd by bowling your ceremonial first pitch at the Dodger game in a clever nod to your role as The Dude in "The Big Lebowski." Of course, that strategy will only work if you are famous movie star Jeff Bridges (who I have no doubt actually does know how to throw a baseball correctly). Otherwise, I'm sorry, but people are going to make fun of you.

Baba. Booey.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.