"The Brady Bunch": Now with more incest, beheadings, castration, familicide and scowling. Lots and lots of scowling. And also incest! Did I mention the incest?

Thank you, Wil Wheaton. Now let's stop talking about "Game of Thrones" for awhile, because I am so tired of it.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.