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25. I use to think dildos were a Hostess product: "Like Ding-Dongs or Ho-Hos. When I was younger, I overheard the older kids saying dildo a couple times at lunch. They were whispering and giggling. For years I couldn't figure out what was so funny and secretive about snack cakes."

24. I have a crush on our local delivery guy so I order all kinds of shit just to see him.: "It started 6 weeks ago when I had ordered a new electrical fan and he delivered it.

23. I lifted up a guy's motor scooter and placed it in a handicapped spot. Then I parked where the scooter had been.

22. I am married and love my wife but am so very attracted to women who smoke cigarettes…: "I am happily married and we have a very healthy sex life but I am increasingly fantasizing about a fetish."

21. I jerked off in a public bathroom: It was a movie theater, and my movie wasn't going to start for 45 minutes. I didn't go into the bathroom intending to jerk off, but a guy came in right after me and I couldn't go. I pulled out my phone and realized I hadn't done it for a few days, so I did it.

20. I am male and I really like Uggs.

19. I'm sexually attracted to my boyfriend's dad: "I can't help it. I haven't even met him yet. I've just heard a lot about him, have seen pictures, and heard his voice. I'm paranoid that when I do meet him I'll be all weird around him. So much so that I don't want to meet him, although my boyfriend and he are close."

18. I just got a call telling me that my grandpa died, but I won't be able to see him because I grew up in a religious cult that will no longer speak to me.

17. I made out with my cousin: "And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him."
 
16. I could get kicked out of my university for pissing: "One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street."

15. I peed in the pickle jar.

14. I Eat My Boogers: "They're not even tasty, I'm gross….'

13. I'm afraid to shave my balls because the follicle roots are a bit bumpy and the razor might bite them.

12. I have a crush on a coworker, who is also a family friend's daughter: "It doesn't feel right because I've known her since I was 5 ."

11. Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.

10. 22F and I want to play with dolls: "I'm 22 now and in college. I'm a little shy (no boyfriend for example) but I have a decent amount of friends, and lead a normal life. But all of a sudden I really want to play with dolls. Not just collect them ... I want to make stories up and stuff."

9. I've been conducting a Pavlovian type of experiment with my sleeping pills - Every time I take them, I masturbate or have sex. I now get horny every time I get sleepy.

8. [UPDATE] I am not the father: "I followed Reddit's advice and asked for a DNA paternity test. Turns out you have to wait for the ninth week to be able to do it. It's expensive as shit by the way. Anyway…
Turn out I am not the father."

7. I spent $12k in under 2 months.. on video games.

6. My dad had to throw away a 250$ pair of shoes because of me.: "When I was 10, me and my family went camping for a week. Since there were no toilets within miles of the campsite, I tried to hold in my s**t for a week. Don't know why I had that brilliant idea, but 2 days before we left, I couldn't hold it in any longer, and let out a massive turd that almost ripped my anus apart. My dad went out to gather some wood for the fire, and returned absolutely coated in my feces."

5. I can't go to sleep without fantasizing about being kidnapped and sedated.

4. When I was a child, I would kill small animals.: "Please do not judge me for how I acted as a child. That is not me anymore."

3. I'm 42 and have a really awesome life, great family, job, home, even my dog is fucking perfect. But sometimes (like now) all I want to do is get high with a nice girl half my age, listen to dubstep or jungle, and fuck.

2. I thought Keanu Reeves was a black basketball player.: "I guess it's just the way his name sounds?"

1. I masturbated to my Sims WooHooing: "I was in like 5th grade and it was my only source of material. I tried not to think about it being a game. Forgive me EA."