The 10 'Yeezus' track titles ranked from worst to best Father's Day gifts
Have you still not gotten around to picking up a Father's Day gift? But would you rather stay home and listen to Kanye West's new album, "Yeezus," which was supposed to drop on Tuesday but leaked early this morning? Why not combine the two and mull over present possibilities while you listen? With that in mind, here are the 10 "Yeezus" track titled, ranked according how much your old man would appreciate getting such a thing for Father's Day.
Because why the hell not?
10. Blood on the Leaves - Hey, that's disgusting! Is it your blood? No, then whose blood is it?
9. Black Skinhead - Oh, it's his blood. Is this some kind of "American History X" cosplay?
8. Guilt Trip - Er, I think you gave your dad this last year.
7. Send it Up - Now you're just yelling at the poor guy!
6. I'm in It - And your dad will watch it and pretend to like it, even if you aren't very good in it.
5. On Sight - Hey, you should get your dad sunglasses! Or a tie. I hear dads like those.
4. Bound 2 - The success of this one depends on how your pop feels about Bound 1. Lyrics like "I want to fuck you hard in the sink" make me think Kanye might actually have written a Gina Gershon tribute song.
3. Hold My Liquor - If you want, Dad, you may take a sip or two.
2. I Am a God - And by extension, you are the father of a God.
1. New Slaves - Enjoy them! Some of the ladies have training in sensual massage.
2013 | Drama | RSummary: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill have boundless energy in the story of a real-life commodities crook who earned millions through scummy small-time stock trades.Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie
2013 | Comedy | NRSummary: Insanely funny comedy show created by Amy Schumer, who stars in brilliantly funny sketches about sex, city living, dating, and friendship.Director: Daniel Powell, Amy Schumer (creators)
Cast: Amy Schumer, Kevin Kane, Mike Houston
2008 | Science Fiction | PGSummary: Animated series continues the story of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker as they battle the Emperor Palpatine, Count Dooku and General Grievous, but also takes time to explore other smaller characters in the Star Wars universe.Director: George Lucas (creator)
Cast: Tom Kane, Dee Bradley Baker, Matt Lanter
1993 | Sports | PGSummary: Emotionally powerful sports classic featuring Sean Astin as a skinny high school kid with big football dreams and the determination to make his way towards his dream team at Notre Dame.Director: David Anspaugh
Cast: Sean Astin, Jon Favreau, Ned Beatty
1995 | Mystery | NRSummary: Denzel Washington plays an out of work WWII vet who takes the wrong job and is soon neck-deep in a mess of politics, murder, and jazz in '40s Los Angeles.Director: Carl Franklin
Cast: Denzel Washington, Tom Sizemore, Jennifer Beals
1997 | Crime | RSummary: Quentin Tarantino adaptats an Elmore Leonard novel into this story of a few increasingly desperate people scraping to get by.Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster
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