The GOOP website announced that America's Sourhearts Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating -- er, "consciously uncoupling" -- after 10 years. Avast: Another sliding door is opened. 

Twitter took to the news with some decent cynicism. Here are the 10 best tweets I found about the separation, plus one of my own to start it off. Put on "The Scientist," weep, and take it all in.