There’s a reason Superman lore tends to leave off as Jonathan and Martha Kent pull a baby Kal-El from the smoldering wreckage of a Kryptonian escape pod. It alleviates the necessity of explaining how the Kents survived raising a tiny, invulnerable superhero.

But now Nerdist is here with some ideas on what day-to-day life was like during Superman’s Terrible Twos. Oh, sure. “Smallville” clarified the superpowers came with puberty, but that's only one universe and besides, what fun is that boring explanation?

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