I would have guessed that Steve Carell's original "Anchorman' audition, done back when he was nothing but a lowly "Daily Show" correspondent, was amazing, but it's still nice to have that fact confirmed. This is the birth of Brick Tamland, people! Please send onesies and blue balloons to the Ron Burgundy house.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.