King of the Geeks Stephen Colbert is taking a different tack from the rest of the "Star Wars" fanatics with his outrage over yesterday's casting news: that table-read photo is fucking BULLSHIT.

"Those love seats are clearly not canon, those are Tattooine battle couches," Colbert opines. "They should be Dantooine attack sofas."

Oh my god, I know, right?? Also, uhm, pretty sure Luke Skywalker would never wear flannel. Just saying.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.