We all should have seen this coming. It's like, if you put John Lithgow, Katie Curic, and The Black Keys in a room together, one of them is going to end up sticking a finger up Stephen Colbert's butt.

I'm just surprised it wasn't a middle finger. I mean, that's the one I'd use if I won an on-air competition to give Stephen a rectal exam.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.