I've said it before and I'll say it again: this new "Annie" movie looks terrible. I don't know because I haven't seen it, but still. Come on. Really. You guys.

Speaking of "Annie," Cameron Diaz hosted "SNL" this week, meaning a sketch about America's favorite orphan was all but assured - and while what they turned out wasn't nearly as funny as I would have wanted (check out Michelle Wolf's "Grown Up Annie" for a superior parody), I suspect it's still better than the film it's spoofing.

But okay, here we go: Leslie Jones as "Black Annie." She's big, she's brazen, she's 43, and she is still wearing that damn dress.

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.