"2 Days in the Valley" star Charlize Theron (remember?) puts her best model face montage forward in her promos for this week's "Saturday Night Live," which she's hosting for the second time with musical guest The Black Keys. So how old is she really? asks people who are are insecure about their own age? Thanks to Taran Killam, we now know the shocking answer. (Hint: Her movie tickets cost about a dollar less than yours.)

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.