No, "neutron cream" is not a real thing, but I bet the beauty industry could market it as anti-aging and sell it to every woman on Earth and probably those in the Federation, too. SImon Pegg didn't even know what he was onto with this prank. Or maybe he did and this video is just the worst viral ad of all time.


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.