It's weird, but it looks like our first gallery of 10 wildly expensive, totally ridiculous products Gwyneth Paltrow was selling exclusively through her lifestyle site GOOP wasn't enough to make GP stop dead in her tracks and exclaim, "Wait! Hold on! What am I doing? Should I really be encouraging people to spend a month's rent on an earring shaped like a safety pin? Maidservent, tell the butler to shut down the servers immediately!"

So we're doing another one. Here are 10 possibly even more absurd products you can but should not buy through GOOP.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.