Sorry, UFO enthusiasts and science, that Atacama humanoid isn't an alien or a human - it's the remains of one of America's favorite cartoon characters.

Oh sure, you could choose to believe Stanford University's Garry Nolan, who claims that the six-inch tall skeleton found in Chile's Atacama desert (and soon to be featured in a documentary entitled "Sirius") was a human being who likely "lived to the age of six to eight," but quite frankly, "director of stem cell research" sounds like a made-up title. I, on the other hand, write for the internet, so when I say this thing is Beavis, well, who are you going to believe, me or Garry SchNolanface?

I rest my case:

A side-by-side comparison of Beavis and the Atacama humanoid

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.