Congratulations, Internet: you have earned your keep today. And you didn't even have to emotionally abuse any cats to get there. All you had to do was stick Nic Cage's face on Miley Cyrus' body for 8 seconds, thus giving us all something to talk about at our next therapy session.

"No, but you don't understand... it was Nic Cage's face on Miley Cyrus' body. Yes, I'll take that script refill now."


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.