Congratulations, Internet: you have earned your keep today. And you didn't even have to emotionally abuse any cats to get there. All you had to do was stick Nic Cage's face on Miley Cyrus' body for 8 seconds, thus giving us all something to talk about at our next therapy session.

"No, but you don't understand... it was Nic Cage's face on Miley Cyrus' body. Yes, I'll take that script refill now."