I would absolutely watch "Guy Fieri's Full Throttle Christmas Special" just to see Guy make a beer-can stuffed goose with a side of bourbon-jalapeño cranberry sauce.

I would also watch Big Ang perform a live "The Sound of Music."

I'm not very discriminating, am I?

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.