In this day and age, there is no reason for wearing pants that don't fit. If we can put a man on the moon, we can craft pants that skim male hips without crushing their bits or billowing out into accidental JNCOS.

Sarah Harbaugh, wife of 49ers" class="autolink">San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh, is on a crusade to end 'Dad Pants.' With the help of Dockers, she is determined to get back the butts for ladies — and gentlemen — to ogle. Because wearing pants that look like khaki drapes hung from a belt is no way to live.