Let's talk about people talking about the "Breaking Bad" premiere. Funny people, specifically. Here's a round-up of comedian tweets written before, during, and after the long-anticipated first episode of the final season:

Can't get over how tense that last scene in Breaking Bad was tonight. It was like, are they going to kiss or not??

— Grant Pardee (@grantpa) August 12, 2013
Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.