Oh, politicians and their damn dick pics! If you haven't yet heard, it looks like former congressman Anthony Weiner is up to his old tricks of participating in elicit online relationships with young women. Only this time he did it using the ingenious alias, Carlos Danger.

I know. I know. The jokes just write themselves. Here's a round-up of some of the best:

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.