What says "Thanksgiving" more than good comedy? Well, I can think of at least a hundred things. Like, um, cranberry sauce and stuffing and a $50 bill slipped to you by a drunk uncle. But this round-up of tweets is the one thing I can give you. And don't worry -- not a single one of these jokes contains the term "Turkey Day."

wHo's BrIngIN' the GoNjA this year?!? - family thanksgiving emails

— Bridey Elliott (@brideylee) November 26, 2013
Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.