Round-Up: 13 Traumatizing #SadToy Ideas From Twitter
When @ Midnight asked their followers to come up with the best 'Sad Toys' they could think of, the response was immediate and overwhelming. What it says about us as a culture where we gleefully turn childhood icons into cynical shells of their former selves is up for debate. But one thing is obvious: these toy idea are traumatically hilarious and I would buy every single one of them.
#1: Use the mirror. Is he breathing?
#2: A life lesson we all could learn.
#SadToys Nobody Cares Bears— Peter Hoare (@PeterHoare) February 6, 2014
#3 Hey, it's teaching STEM sciences! Technically!:
#sadtoys Easy Bake Meth Lab— Tim Krompier (@kromps) February 6, 2014
#4: Megatron will always return. Best to just give up now.
Pessimist Prime #SadToys— P Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) February 6, 2014
#5: Did he have a strong brow? Facial hair?
#6: Finally a toy that looks like us.
2014 | Documentary | NRSummary: Lively and touching documentary follows Kurt Russell's father Bing as he creates a scrappy and surprisingly successful minor-league baseball team.Director: Chapman Way, Maclain Way
Cast: Todd Field, Kurt Russell, Rob Nelson
1993 | Drama | RSummary: Janet Jackson makes an impressive acting debut alongside a strong Tupac Shakur in the story of a young poet and hairdresser from South Central Los Angeles whose life takes new turns during a road trip to Oakland.Director: John Singleton
Cast: Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur, Regina King
1981 | Adventure | GSummary: The fun and adventure begin when a lonely widow adopts an orphaned fox cub named Tod. The mischievous fox soon meets up with Copper, an adorable hound puppy. As the innocent pair grow up together in the forest, they become inseparable friends. But the day soon arrives when their friendship is put...Director: Ted Berman, Art Stevens, Richard Rich
Cast: Mickey Rooney, Kurt Russell, Pearl Bailey, Jack Albertson
2014 | Drama | NRSummary: A rogue businessman, a middle-aged designer and a hotshot young programmer conspire to build a computer to rival IBM's early dominance.Director: Christopher Cantwell, Christopher C. Rogers
Cast: Lee Pace, Scoot McNairy, Mackenzie Davis
1988 | Mystery | NRSummary: Errol Morris's unique documentary dramatically re-enacts the crime scene and investigation of a police officer's murder in Dallas.Director: Errol Morris
Cast: Randall Adams, David Harris, Gus Rose, Jackie Johnson
1955 | Thriller | NRSummary: Pitch-black suspense story in which two women conspire to kill the man who troubles them both, but afterward find themselves haunted by their actions, and perhaps his ghost.Director: Henri-Georges Clouzot
Cast: Simone Signoret, Véra Clouzot, Paul Meurisse
2015 | Adventure | NRSummary: The film is about a high school tech whiz (Laura Marano), who is determined to become prom queen. But on the big day, she suddenly wakes up having a bad hair day, and her destroyed prom dress, and everything that can go wrong, does go badly wrong. A police officer (Leigh-Allyn Baker) seeks the ne...Director: Eric Canuel
Cast: Laura Marano, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Christian Campbell, Kiana Madeira
1960 | Drama | PGSummary: Somewhere on that wonderfully difficult line between comedy and drama is this story of an office worker (Jack Lemmon) whose apartment is used as a bachelor pad by his philandering bosses. Things get difficult when he and another man both fall for Shirley MacLaine.Director: Billy Wilder
Cast: Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurray
2014 | Drama | TV-14Summary: In the Ramapo Mountains, a sheriff must keep order in both a small town and the Ramapo Lenape Nation community nearby.Director: Aaron Guzikowski
Cast: Martin Henderson, Jason Momoa, Julianne Nicholson
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