Hey, did you see how bad 50 Cent's first pitch was at the Mets game last week? Huh huh? Did you did you? It's like, home plate is that-a-way, 50! Lolz.

Anyhow, today in embarrassing ceremonial first pitches we have RoboCop pathetically tossing a ball at the Detroit Tigers game, because nothing says "urban renewal" like a man wearing a cyborg costume in the middle of a baseball stadium. Ok fine, so this was just some dumb marketing ploy to promote the DVD release of the "RoboCop" remake UGGGHHH. But hey, symbolism, or whatever!

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.