Hey, did you see how bad 50 Cent's first pitch was at the Mets game last week? Huh huh? Did you did you? It's like, home plate is that-a-way, 50! Lolz.
Anyhow, today in embarrassing ceremonial first pitches we have RoboCop pathetically tossing a ball at the Detroit Tigers game, because nothing says "urban renewal" like a man wearing a cyborg costume in the middle of a baseball stadium. Ok fine, so this was just some dumb marketing ploy to promote the DVD release of the "RoboCop" remake UGGGHHH. But hey, symbolism, or whatever!