Never one to pass up a good branding opportunity, legendary San Diego anchorman co-anchored a Saturday evening newscast at KX News in North Dakota last night, an appearance that resulted in lots of awkward exchanges, several mustache quips and even a classic teleprompter gaffe. Stay classy, Bismarck.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.