Have you ever seen one single episode of "The Simpsons"? If the answer is yes, then you will definitely recognize a lot of the names listed in Matt Groening's mother's obituary. If the answer is no, what are you doing on this site, infant child/Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Suspiciously missing from the write-up are Seymour Butz, Hugh Jass and Ivana Tinkle.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.