"Arrested Development" fans: if you live in London, New York or Los Angeles -- or are willing to travel to one of those cities to obtain a possibly-sorta-gross novelty food item -- a genuine Bluth frozen banana can soon be festering away inside your very intestines! In promotion of the shows' upcoming fourth season (only two weeks away), a trio of Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stands are opening up for a limited-time run.

The best part? Evidently "Arrested Development" cast members will be making surprise visits to the three stands, which means you might be there to witness GOB turning your precious banana into a dead dove. And subsequently get to watch George Michael dutifully fetching you a new one.

So, which one of you suckers is taking me on a date?

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.